this is for the entertainment of non-ntu students. the garry goh email aside, other stupid emails (and the people behind them) are pissing me off. like penile enlargement junk mail aren't bad enough.
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excerpt 1:
"Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left... This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL COST ?10.00 A MONTH TO USE......Anyways once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your msn dude will become blue. please copy and paste don't forward cos people won't take notice of it."
"Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left... This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL COST ?10.00 A MONTH TO USE......Anyways once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your msn dude will become blue. please copy and paste don't forward cos people won't take notice of it."
you'd think the directors of msn had better english than this and more professional than to type in capital letters. your msn dude will become blue? omg. haha.
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excerpt 2:
"hihi i am misoine from aquila, erm may i know who plays maple story pls reply to my mail, either cassopeia or aquila is fine...i just wanna make new maple frens =) "
this dude decided to pick a whole range of ntu accounts (like hundreds) to send this email to, and so happens i was one of the lucky one.
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excerpt 3:
"This is my first also last mail send to all of you, dont use reply to all, dont spam my email box. Though i am doing now, but i no choice. We are here to learn advance technologies not come out crazy ideas and do stupid things"
one of the most classic mass reply to the gary goh email (for those who don't know it's some guy in ntu who's trying to organise some protest against ntu adminstration and campaign for better english-speaking lecturers). and you do have a choice ok..why not reply to gary goh himself. btw what are these "advance technologies" we are learning? rofl!
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but these still aren't the worst. don't you just absolutely hate it when people send chain mails that say "if you don't send this to 10 people in 24 hours, your parents will die, i had no choice but to send it, sorry". so it's ok when other people's parents die cuz of your email? and i can't believe people can still be superstitious about this.
oh man. don't know what to say. hahaha.
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